In the beginning

Okay. So I have this thing called LIFE. Apparently, it lasts a long time. It doesn't come with a guarantee, but you can trade it in for a new one if the one you have stops working for you. If it came with an instruction manual I think I misplaced it. I remember the service warranty; something about getting out of life what you put into it, etc. I didn't really read it, I just scrolled down to the bottom and put my initials in the box.