He reached out across the vast Tinder wasteland and said he liked my profile and could I meet him for breakfast? This was last winter and he, in my town on vacation, had posted photos of himself looking as pure and smooth as a well-aged Canadian whiskey, a guy who could’ve had an Olympic pedigree […]

Happy New Year dear readers! I assume this finds you, like me, breaking resolutions right and left as we stumble into 2019 praying that by the end of the year, the Dems can pull their shit together and find some suitable candidates who can end the Grand Blowhard’s dream of a second term. While that […]

Guys with fish pics on their Tinder accounts are not typically my go-to choices for dates. You know the type–big, grinning guys showing off their trophies like some Cap’n Ahab (a shout out to Melville fans!). When I told the BF, a guy I met last year who included a fishing conquest in his profile […]

I wish I had all the answers and could offer the last word about dating over the age of 50–sadly, I don’t have answers, only questions. As a member of match.com, do I really know who’s attached to the smiling faces accompanying earnest emails with promises of home-cooked meals, foot massages and first-class travel around […]