0
The Audit
Posted by Linda - Tagged , , , ,

If someone didn’t know me personally, they might read this blog and think, “Wow, what a man crazy wench–and furthermore, no one measures up to this bi***’s standards!” I prefer to think of myself as the non-musical, AARP version of Taylor Swift–I don’t sing about those who done me wrong–but I do like to write […]

Read More
0
Man of Letters
Posted by Linda - Tagged , , ,

He reached out across the vast Tinder wasteland and said he liked my profile and could I meet him for breakfast? This was last winter and he, in my town on vacation, had posted photos of himself looking as pure and smooth as a well-aged Canadian whiskey, a guy who could’ve had an Olympic pedigree […]

Read More